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08.06.2025 09:45

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Just Forget it!
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Then came..
How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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How do great movie moments influence how people handle real-life moral dilemmas?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts