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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 09:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Scientists find a boulder weighing 2,645,547 pounds that was washed inland by an enormous tsunami - Earth.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What does it mean to dream about demons possessing people, and what can be done about this dream that keeps occurring for years?

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Just Forget it!

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Then came..

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do great movie moments influence how people handle real-life moral dilemmas?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dow futures dip as Wall Street weighs likelihood of Trump's latest tariff threat, while U.S. eyes call to resolve China trade snag - Fortune

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Nvidia in focus as BofA maintains Buy after meeting, Chinese companies hesitate (NVDA:NASDAQ) - Seeking Alpha

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts